Saturday, December 20, 2008

I'm Lazy, So wh

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml

In keeping with my current trend of posting links to things instead of generating original content, I give you fucking funny shirts.

Some of my favorites:

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/blingbling/

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/this-shirt-is-100-organic-65-baby-seal-25-panda-10-manatee/

I'd buy it, if it was 100% manatee.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/bitch-betta-have-my-hunny/

I just thought of an alternative featuring the Trix Rabbit as a pimp with children gathered around him and the slogan 'Tricks are for Kids.' I think that might be worse than anything else I've seen on that site except for (I'm also 100% sure that if I search google, I'd find the idea already exists, fuck that, I like feeling like I came up with the idea):

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/the-black-man-is-keeping-me-down/

or maybe:

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/slavery-gets-shit-done/

Those are quasi-racist and terrible (although the second one is pretty funny, the first one just seems like an invitation to a well-deserved stabbing), back to funny:

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/hobbes-revenge/

Should have the subtitle, 'Bitch, I'm a fucking TIGER!' I don't know why, it just feels right.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-only-support-gay-marriage-if-both-chicks-are-hot/

Hmm, the link kinda gives away the joke there.

Link

Cuz, I don't want to spoil that joke.

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/i-invented-a-new-drinking-game-its-called-drink-till-youll-fuck-me/

It's a good game...

http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/if-a-fat-girl-falls-in-the-woods-do-the-trees-laugh/

Duh.

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2 comments:

Lane said...

I bought that "I only support the gay marriage" shirt in a Ringer T a few years back, but I can't wear it because the fucker is a terribly designed shirt. The sleeves come down like 2 inches. So its like wearing a half cut off sleeve shirt

/hard to explain

I can wear it if I put a long sleeve shirt underneath it, but you can still tell the sleeves are abnormally small

Donovan said...

You do know that the only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show?

With an assist from some yazz flute, maybe.