Yay spring training! Fuck do we suck!
Ten run innings are bad.
I see we lost another game 13-1 and had a 5-5 tie.
Am I allowed to write the entire season off in the very early stages of spring training? This team is crap and I hate it. I hate the way it's constructed. I hate mangement. I hate team philosophy. I hate our crappy minor league system. I hate our shitty pitchers. I hate our hitters. I can probably find some ire to direct toward the bat boys.
I like Berkman and I like Oswalt. The rest of the team can fuck off.
Also, it's not a good sign when your team's own website is running stories with headlines like, 'Health not, not results, key to Hampton.'
On the plus side, I don't have to struggle for subject matter when I can complain about baseball.
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4 comments:
Amen. I thought exactly the same thing about that Hampton headline.
Are we really this bad?
How long until Hampton and Wandy get hurt? Oh wait, Wandy, get well soon.
Do we want Backe to be healthy?
I'm wondering if Backe can play 2nd or 3rd base.
So, I'm expecting to see this guy play for the Astros around 2011-2012:
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2009/3/3/779249/2009-draft-prospect-stephe
Oh, who am I kidding. The Astros would draft someone cheap and signable with the first pick in the draft.
Ah man! I was thinking of a disastros post of something to the effect of "Forget Bogusevic, Backe is the NEW new Rick Ankiel." ...I wonder if his arm has the accuracy for third base.
Man that Strasburg guy had 133/16 K/BB last year, and a 27/3 K/BB ratio so far this year. That's nuts.
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