Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Fire the Astros Scouting Department Now!

From this story.

We get this:

>We thought he was the best baseball player in this Draft," said Astros general manager in charge of scouting Bobby Heck.

Is it possible that they have never heard of this guy?

I mean, people are only calling him among, if not the, best college pitching prospect EVER.

The guy the Astros took, Jiovanni Mier, was ranked 17 by Keith Law. John Sickels had him ranked 22.

So, he was drafted about where he should have been drafted. No one except the Astros thinks he's the best baseball player in the draft. Expressing such a dumb opinion should get Heck the boot.

Talk up your draft pick. Sure. Say you think he was under-rated, a steal. Awesome. But don't act like he's the best pick in the draft when there was a 100% CONSENSUS NO DOUBT LOCK first pick in the draft.

It would've been like the Hornets drafting David West at 17 back in 2003 and claiming they got the best player in the draft. Perspective: 2003 was the year Lebron and Carmelo were drafted.

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Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Seth Godin Says Do This

Link in title.

This:

>Spend twenty hours a week running a project for a non-profit.
Teach yourself Java, HTML, Flash, PHP and SQL. Not a little, but mastery.
Volunteer to coach or assistant coach a kids sports team.
Start, run and grow an online community.
Give a speech a week to local organizations.
Write a regular newsletter or blog about an industry you care about.
Learn a foreign language fluently.
Write three detailed business plans for projects in the industry you care about.
Self-publish a book.
Run a marathon.
Beats law school.

>If you wake up every morning at 6, give up TV and treat this list like a job, you'll have no trouble accomplishing everything on it. Everything! When you do, what happens to your job prospects?

Who wants to pay my bills while I do all this? Except running a marathon. I won't do that because it's dumb.

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Note to Astros Management

From the astros.com website:
'In The Show
The Astros haven't had any players from their previous three Drafts reach the Majors. '

You suck.

Also, your entire scouting department should be fired.

Your General Manager, too.

And, if there are any billionaires reading, it sure would be nice if someone would buy the team away from the current owner.

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Thursday, June 4, 2009

Gayest Hamlet Ever

http://www.avclub.com/articles/emile-hirsch-twilight-director-to-tackle-hamlet,28745/?utm_source=newswire_listing

AV Club Headline: Emile Hirsch, Twilight director to tackle Hamlet

Well, obviously, that's the logical follow up.

No seriously, Twilight is some retarded faggy shit. That director sucks balls.

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Reviewing the Crap Free Agents the Astros Will Sign Next Year

I was reading this story:

http://insider.espn.go.com/espn/blog/index?entryID=4220749&name=olney_buster

and I came across this bit:

-Adrian Beltre: He got five years and $65 million the last time around, and he'll never see those kinds of dollars again. At age 30, he's hitting .232 with three homers and 21 RBIs. At least he still ranks as an elite defensive third baseman.

and I instantly felt certain that the Astros will make a run at him in the offseason, pay him too fucking much, and try and make him into a starter when he's clearly a late-inning defensive replacement at this point in his career.

Don't be surprised if we make a run at the following once good now shitty players: Placido Polanco, Hank Blalock, Vladimir Guerrero

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Friday, May 29, 2009

Apt and Insightful

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/24/magazine/24labor-t.html?em

There's a lesson here about class and work. It's funny to hear it coming from the New York Times. Let's get lectured by the epitome of white-collar, urban, modern lifestyle.

I expect high fallutin city folk (this from a city-dwelling, damn near useless English major -- but I'm from Oklahoma, I've stepped in cow shit, I get to be snobby about this) to labor under the following delusion expressed in the article:

>The trades suffer from low prestige, and I believe this is based on a simple mistake. Because the work is dirty, many people assume it is also stupid.

I'm reminded of this every time I get the foolish idea to assemble something myself. Building shit is hard. I've seen video wherein Mike Rowe gives a good speech about this subject. I'll see if I can find it on youtube later.

I'm fascinated by virtuosity and admire craftsmanship like I appreciate sports or music or art. How can you not admire the expression of the highest level of human ability?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

This drives me crazy...

Funny, enlightening, and an irritating example of a common phenomenon:

http://ericcressey.com/bogus-workouts-and-the-official-blog-of

Bull shit abounds.

I've seen a couple guys capable of a 400+ raw bench. It's rare and probably impossible for an NBA player, they're too fucking tall and there arms are too long. And like Cressey mentioned, it's not worth the risk to their career. A bench press at that level would have limited value for an NBA player. That sort of exceptional ability indicates a huge investment of training time and priorities. It wouldn't make sense to pursue it.

Of the people I've seen capable of it, one was a former UT powerlifter. He's probably around 5'10", if that, and in the 230-250 lb range. The other was a fucking huge guy - probably 350+ pounds and not too tall - who stopped by the gym once. Must've been traveling because I've never seen him before or since. I saw that guy bust out an easy set of 12 with 365 pounds. It was a warmpup weight for him. Now that was freaky.

It's also funny/infuriating when, during the middle of the game, it'll list lifting stats for players with impossible numbers like:

Brian Orakpo
Squat - 500
Bench - 500
Deadlift - 385

I saw almost exactly that during a UT game last year. I forget the exact numbers, but they were very close to that. Orakpo's a freaky athlete but those numbers are all fucked up. The deadlift will always be greater than the squat unless the athlete's squat is high (and it always is) it's essentially impossible for the deadlift to be higher than the squat unless you're a) an exceptionally small woman - almot a midget - with teeny weeny hands or b) a powerlifter wearing a squat suit, in which case the numbers are BS cheater numbers anyway and also probably a high squat.

Also, a 385 deadlift for an athlete around 275 lbs is fucking pathetic weak. I can deadlift that much, and I'm not strong, haven't been training long, and weigh a lot less than 275.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Stuff

-I saw TV On the Radio at Stubbs last weekend. An OK show but a bit disappointing. I skipped the opening act, and didn't bother to try and shove my way up to the front before the main show. As far back as I was (about halfway), the vocals were too quiet. I've never been at a rock show before and thought, they should turn this up.

They also played a short set. Main set + encore was an hour and a half.

-Thunder picking third in the draft. I hope Memphis takes Thabeet and the Thunder can nab Ricky Rubio. He looks like the only high ceiling player in the draft this year after Griffin. The only interesting players in this draft are Griffin, Rubio, James Harden, and Stephen Curry (who will go lower than he should).

-Orlando winning a game off Cleveland at home? Impressive.

-Wandy continues to kick some major ass. The rest of our pitching staff is major ass.

-Louis CK is really fucking funny.

Monday, May 11, 2009

NBA Playoffs

Shit's been exciting.

I'm impressed that the Rockets won a game off the Lakers without Yao. I didn't get to watch it, though.

It'll never happen for financial reasons, but the Rockets should trade McGrady and Yao.

When's McGrady's contract up? He's officially a cap number, not a player anymore.

I'd bet Yao can never be moved for monetary reasons. He comes with a built in billion fan merchandise base. Yeah, I've heard the stories about Kobe's jersey outselling Yao's -- doesn't matter. He puts the Rockets on the map internationally.

But, if you value winning, you can't count on Yao. He's a valuable player, underrated, even, but he can't stay healthy. I'd look to get back someone like Lamarcus Aldridge for him (not that Portland would do such a deal, Aldridge gives you 80 percent of Yao's production at 1/4 the cost of Yao, and they're locked in to Oden at center).

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Geeky indulgence - I don't fucking care

Star Trek was pretty fucking fun!

It's not gonna convert anyone who isn't in to such things already. And I'm not a huge Star Trek fan by any means, but my parents always watched when I was growing up, so I enjoyed the hell out of it.

A brief summary of my thoughts while watching:

Phasers! Pyew, pyew! Space ships! Why do alien women have boobs? I'm not sure why nursing is such a universal constant among space traveling beings, but I'm sure glad it is! Wait a minute, was that Winona Ryder?! Holy fuck, it's the guy from Harold and Kumar! Eric Bana's a badass!

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